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Bad Attitude
Dear Metal Gods,
My husband didn’t tell his work that we are going on vacation to the Caribbean next week so he is bringing his laptop! How fun does that sound?! And the best part is that even if I am not around him while he is actually working I will get the joy of hearing all about his lame-ass, glass ½ empty, bullshit drama while I am on vacation.
Please tell me what a metal god would do in this situation.
Thanks -
Bad Attitude
Dear Bad Attitude,
The Metal Gods have a question for you…. Did you bother to ask your husband why he didn’t tell his work about your trip? Could it be that in these tough economic times he’s in danger of getting fired for taking a vacation while his company struggles to survive? And could it be that his fear of disappointing you by getting fired has robbed him of the last few scraps of self respect and manhood he has left since you’ve destroyed all else with your constant criticisms, need for opulence, and emotional unavailability?
Maybe? Just Maybe? No, you say? Not you! You say you’re the very definition of love and compassion?….
Well then riddle me this “Bad Attiude”.. Why would any self respecting woman stay in such a dysfunctional relationship as this? It’s a negative, shallow, bewildering, co-dependent farse based on who can be the bigger “victim” at any given point.
What would the Metal Gods suggest you do?
#1 Turn off The View and stop talking to your cats. Your every fleeting emotion doesn’t actually have any effect on the universe.
#2 You should both get the hell away from each other before one of you winds up in prison for killing the other.
In the words the Metal Gods Iron Maiden from the song “The Prisoner”
“If you kill me it’s self-defense, IF I kill you then I call it Vengeance.”
What Would A Metal God Do?
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